Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Michele Bachmann

Stephen had the scoop tonight. Michele Bachmann is running for president!

That's right. No one saw this coming. Although, at the New Hampshire Presidential Debate, she did stun us all when she announced that she is running for president.

Then she astonished everyone when she announced it on her website.

In Waterloo, Iowa, she confirmed that what she had already said twice was in fact true. She then went on to butter-up Iowans. "I often say that everything I need to know I learned in Iowa."

That's very flattering until Stephen points out that she left Iowa at age 12. And she has had the courage not to learn anything since.

Gaffe-a-Day
At what some are calling a "gaffe a day" she mentioned another Waterloo resident, John Wayne. The gaffe? Well it's actually John Wayne Gacy that is from Waterloo. He is a serial killer.

Stephen will have none of it when he reports that she fessed up to her mistake. And he reminds people that like John Wayne Gacy, people might think she's a clown, but she's deadly serious.

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