George Alexander Louis. That's the baby's name. They had three opportunities to name the Royal Baby "Stephen" and they passed on all three chances. It could have been Stephen George Alexander, or George Alexander Stephen or Louis Stephen George.
Many of those names have already been used. Indeed, when he is King, he will be George VII. I suppose even if we started a petition to rename the baby Stephen, it probably wouldn't make a difference now. And if they would have had a contest in England, what if he ended up being Harry Potter? Oh, well. I guess it's true what they say that the parents get to choose the baby's name.
So, he will now be known as His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge or GAL for short.
Showing posts with label Royal Baby. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
The Prince of Wails
Sir Stephen Colbert Presents
Royal Afterbirth
Labour Party
Fetal Attraction
Birthing-Hips Hip Hoorah
The Prince of Wails
Spotted Dick, It's A boy!
'013!
Well now there's no time left to say much more than the Royal Baby was born and we still don't know his name. I'm sure that news will be reported everywhere when we know and of course it will be reported here also.
In The Word we learned that we are in a Color-bind and probably the obvious way to overcome our racial inequalities is for black people to become Senators. That sounds like a good idea. It worked out well for Barack Obama.
You might think drones are a bad thing, but do you like pizza? Someday you may (or may not) be able to get your Domino's Pizza delivered via a drone. Is it practical you ask. No, probably not. What are the ramifications of having a pizza delivered that way? Stephen showed us by letting us watch his dream while it was happening. It was a wonderful idea up until a certain point when his dream turned into a nightmare. Even now, we can't be sure if Stephen is awake yet and if he has recovered from the scary outcome of the pizza drone delivering for Stephen.
Kenneth Goldsmith was the guest tonight. You know how sometimes Stephen just looks so handsome in his suit? Well Kenneth Goldsmith took the honors tonight. A pink suit, pink and white striped shirt, one red sock, one green sock, black and white saddle shoes, black and white striped bow tie and a straw hat meant that he outshone Stephen in the fashion department.
Kenneth Goldsmith is Poet Laureate for MoMA. The two well-dressed men talked about his book, "Seven American Deaths and Disasters" which he didn't write, and yet he takes credit for it. The talk was fascinating but Stephen did mention that "It feels Vampiric."
Royal Afterbirth
Labour Party
Fetal Attraction
Birthing-Hips Hip Hoorah
The Prince of Wails
Spotted Dick, It's A boy!
'013!
Well now there's no time left to say much more than the Royal Baby was born and we still don't know his name. I'm sure that news will be reported everywhere when we know and of course it will be reported here also.
In The Word we learned that we are in a Color-bind and probably the obvious way to overcome our racial inequalities is for black people to become Senators. That sounds like a good idea. It worked out well for Barack Obama.
You might think drones are a bad thing, but do you like pizza? Someday you may (or may not) be able to get your Domino's Pizza delivered via a drone. Is it practical you ask. No, probably not. What are the ramifications of having a pizza delivered that way? Stephen showed us by letting us watch his dream while it was happening. It was a wonderful idea up until a certain point when his dream turned into a nightmare. Even now, we can't be sure if Stephen is awake yet and if he has recovered from the scary outcome of the pizza drone delivering for Stephen.
Kenneth Goldsmith was the guest tonight. You know how sometimes Stephen just looks so handsome in his suit? Well Kenneth Goldsmith took the honors tonight. A pink suit, pink and white striped shirt, one red sock, one green sock, black and white saddle shoes, black and white striped bow tie and a straw hat meant that he outshone Stephen in the fashion department.
Kenneth Goldsmith is Poet Laureate for MoMA. The two well-dressed men talked about his book, "Seven American Deaths and Disasters" which he didn't write, and yet he takes credit for it. The talk was fascinating but Stephen did mention that "It feels Vampiric."
Monday, July 22, 2013
It's A Baby Boy
Finally, and I only wish I had stayed in England a little bit longer. Anyway, it's a Royal Baby Boy. I'm wondering if his name will be Stephen. Here's hoping.
Okay, this next part is only speculation. Will we see a Town Crier dressed in royal red clothes ringing a bell for tonight's show? It is a possibility, although someone would have to really scramble to get the appropriate costume. And yet, it almost seems like Stephen might have a town crier suit in his closet. Not that he is outspoken or opinionated. I'm just saying.
Okay, this next part is only speculation. Will we see a Town Crier dressed in royal red clothes ringing a bell for tonight's show? It is a possibility, although someone would have to really scramble to get the appropriate costume. And yet, it almost seems like Stephen might have a town crier suit in his closet. Not that he is outspoken or opinionated. I'm just saying.
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