@PrezBillyJeff = @BillClinton

I have been trying to make this post 140 characters and still get everything in from Wednesday's show, but I have finally given up. Since so much time has gone by, I'll make it short, just not short enough to be a tweet. Twitter is very powerful and can send Wall Street into chaos. But it's also fun as we saw when ChelChel, ColbColb and PBJ had an interesting back and forth conversation. Bill Clinton is busy working on the Clinton Foundation and yet he still has time to talk with Stephen if only by appearing, seemingly, on Stephen's wall. Everyone who has been following @PrezBillyJeff should now start following@BillClinton. Stephen Colbert is following @BillClinton. And Bill Clinton sent his second tweet: "Excited to join @ChelseaClinton and my good friend @StephenAtHome."

In news that is so exciting for basically the whole world, for Mars, and even for our Solar System, Stephen highlighted the recent accomplishments of NASA. So many people love Science that NASA's website ran out of internet tubes and NASA's website crashed. It is so great to see President John F. Kennedy's dreams finally realized.


Stephen's guest was Danica Patrick. It was interesting, but I was so hoping for a race between Danica and Stephen. So, we didn't get to see that, but I will say that Danica's car now looks Marvelous after she appeared on The Colbert Report.

302-526-1234

It seems the minute I put up a few phone numbers of telemarketers here just as a kind service to people, I get more calls. This one was a recorded female voice and had the typical stuff to try to get me interested in pressing "1" to speak to a live operator.

"Second Notice."

"Credit Card."

"Lower your interest rate."

"Federal Stimulus."

If it was that good of a deal, they would identify who was calling first thing and have a real live person to talk to without using gimmicks. And, yes, I do get these calls about once a month, so as far as this being my last chance, nah, I don't think so.

Moving on.

I had mistakenly assumed that last night's show was a rerun. But, upon reading StephenAtHome over at Colbert Nation, I learned that "it's actually a live word-for-word re-enactment." Who knew?