Chimpanzees Dancing

Last night I added a poll to my blog. Take a look and give your opinion. No, wait, you can't do that right now. There is a message where the poll should be. It says this:

Polls are currently not
available, please comb back
later.

Well, so there you have it. I know not many people take the time to just click in the circle before the choices in the polls. But it makes it really hard to get a sense of what the country and world think on any topic.

Never mind. I'm sure it's just a glitch and glitches sooner or later get unglitched. So, check back later and make your mark. Let the world know how many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin.

BREAKING NEWS!!! The poll is up again. Whew, we're back to normal again.

New Poll

I put up a new poll here on the blog and took down the old one. It's a real simple question. Have you joined Stephen's SuperPAC?

Also, Happy Birthday to Stephen Colbert. Do you remember what you were doing on May 13, 1964? Probably not, but Stephen was being born that day! It's not quite a National Holiday (yet) but we should still all celebrate.

And while he won't be in the studio today for The Colbert Report, Stephen has been busy. He is at the FEC and I expect we will hear about that next week. I can't wait to find out how that went.

So, today everyone should sing Happy Birthday to Stephen at least once. And take a look at the poll this week and mark either Yes or No.

Stephen Already Has an iPad 2

I don't know what to think. Last night Stephen revealed that he got an iPad 2 on the first day! It sounds like he actually went out and paid money for it. At least he didn't make a big deal about it, so one can only assume that there was no special deal worked out.

So now we can evaluate the Poll about when he would get it. I'm not even sure whether or not to say someone correctly guessed the correct time when Stephen would get his iPad 2. We can review the answers offered to see which ones were selected.

One person guessed he would have it the next time he did a show. One guessed he would get it after Jon Stewart got one and one person guessed Never. No one guessed that he would get it for his birthday, so everyone who did not vote that way was correct since his birthday is, oops, I better not spill the beans on when that is. (I'm planning a surprise about something or for someone, but can't say what.)

And I don't know if Jon Stewart got an iPad. So it is possible that Stephen got an iPad 2 after Jon Stewart got an iPad 2, but at this point in time, we just can't say if that was the correct answer. And since he had his iPad but didn't tell us, well it gets really murky trying to figure out if anyone was correct on their guess for the Poll.

I will have to redo my thinking on what to ask for the next Poll. It will need to have answers that are more likely to be either right or else wrong. The Poll needs to have a much better truthiness quotient than my first Poll had.

It's Just a Matter of Time

As you know, Stephen wants an iPad 2. It's been almost a year since he got the first one, so how much longer will he have to wait? And that is my question on my first poll here, well, I'll rephrase it some. But if you want to mull this over and then give your opinion, you can do so on the right hand side in the poll. If you do not know the answer, feel free to skip this poll. I will leave the poll up for a while, so do research, ask your friends, and then put your answer down for all eternity.