First of all, Stephen compared the question asked of Mitt Romney about whether or not London is ready to do the Olympics with that question that Hank Williams Jr used to ask us, "Are you ready for some football?" And of course references to Mitt Romney's staff asking for a kiss from the press.
But enough of world affairs and presidential elections, on to the really important stuff.
Dressage.
Oh, wait, back to some presidential stuff. There will be no announcement about Mitt Romney's choice for a Vice President running mate until after Rafalca competes. This can only mean one thing according to Stephen. Mitt Romney has chosen Rafalca as his running mate. It's an obvious choice as Stephen compares Rafalca with Sarah Palin. You may remember Sarah Palin from four years ago. She was John McCain's running mate. Anyway, Stephen reminded us that both Sarah Palin and Rafalca are female. Both do not read newspapers. And both have completed the same number of terms as governor. I don't know what more proof anyone would need to see what is so apparent to Stephen. Let's hope that Rafalca gets to ride inside Air Force One and not have to be strapped on top of the plane.
Dressage.
"Money is not something that defines dressage. It's something you can do with a normal budget." This is according to Jan Ebeling who will be riding Rafalca. Absolutely. You know that it is true because even the Romneys can afford it with their normal budget.
Dressage.
Not only is it affordable for nearly everyone, it is also very easy to do. Stephen proved that the sport can be mastered with only 20 minutes of instruction. He cracked a whip and said "That brings back some memories." He asked about the likelihood of the horse, Conchita, kicking his skull off his shoulders. "The likelihood ... is about zero," claimed Michael Barisone. Those odds were not reassuring to Stephen who then asked if he should be wearing a cup. Then the unexpected happened which caused Stephen to piaffe a little bit. Not to worry. Stephen and Conchita are both fine. After just a little bit more coaxing and training from Michael Barisone, Stephen, sitting proudly on Conchita, performed a perfect Piaffe. He won the coveted prize. Stephen was so pumped he performed his own version of a Piaffe without benefit of a horse, so to speak. The two men celebrated with champagne.
The only thing missing from all this horseplay, in my opinion, was that Michael Barisone should have gotten the gold for, how to say this politely, putting up with Stephen.
Last year was the StePhest Colbchella '011. This year will be the StePhest Colbchella '012 Rocktaugustfest and you can get all the details over at Colbert Nation. Block out August 10 on your calendar!
Jeff Koons was indeed the guest last night. Why does he do what he does? "I like art." Perhaps more important than his balloon dogs is his support for Studio in a School. Go look at the website if you didn't look at it yesterday. Can you ever imagine a teacher saying it is time for art and the students all groan and say ,"Do we have to have art now?" That won't happen! Yeah, art is important.
So, there you have it. Art, music and dressage all in one show. Great job Stephen.
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Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Fossil Fool
Well, yes, Stephen did announce that the Radioheads, actually Radiohead, will be on an hour-long The Colbert Report on September 26. Already my head is spinning just thinking about it. That's right, as if the StePhest Colbchella Thirst-icane wasn't great enough, Radiohead will be in the studio talking and singing on Monday. So don't be late.
Stephen explained the financial situation in Greece and all of Europe. But to make it clear and explain it better, he had Chrystia Freeland, Global Editor-at-Large for Reuters, on the show to provide, dare I say it, even better answers than what Stephen could provide for this shaky financial situation. She does a good job of informing Stephen, and thus all of us, about Euros which I have come to find out are different that gyros.
Stephen seemed to be on a roll tonight with experts in one field or another. His interview guest was Daniel Yergin who brought his book, "The Quest - Energy, Security and the Remaking of the Modern World." Although Stephen is well versed in so many areas, it was good for him to listen to someone else talk about the subject of energy. Stephen thinks we could eventually run out of wind and he also thinks we need to drill for sun in order to make use of solar energy. I think he might be just a little bit wrong about both of those beliefs. Luckily, Stephen is open-minded.
Stephen explained the financial situation in Greece and all of Europe. But to make it clear and explain it better, he had Chrystia Freeland, Global Editor-at-Large for Reuters, on the show to provide, dare I say it, even better answers than what Stephen could provide for this shaky financial situation. She does a good job of informing Stephen, and thus all of us, about Euros which I have come to find out are different that gyros.
Stephen seemed to be on a roll tonight with experts in one field or another. His interview guest was Daniel Yergin who brought his book, "The Quest - Energy, Security and the Remaking of the Modern World." Although Stephen is well versed in so many areas, it was good for him to listen to someone else talk about the subject of energy. Stephen thinks we could eventually run out of wind and he also thinks we need to drill for sun in order to make use of solar energy. I think he might be just a little bit wrong about both of those beliefs. Luckily, Stephen is open-minded.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
This is Where the Magic Happens
Of course, you could say that about a lot of places in the Universe, but when Stephen asks, the answer will usually mean wherever he is. Anticipation was building all week for the debut of Stephen's new hit song. We were not disappointed. He sang "Charlene II (I'm Over You)" tonight with The Black Belles. By this time next week, it will most likely be number one on any chart and every chart in the world.
What's that you say? You want to buy the record? Easy - just go to Third Man Records and buy the vinyl record or download on Itunes.
We got to see Jack White one more time on The Colbert Report. They have spent a lot of time working together on the music and also the cover art for Stephen's new hit song. And so, the natural question to ask of Jack was, "What was it like for a Jack White to work with a Stephen Colbert?" And the natural answer for that was, of course, "It was very pleasurable from start to finish ... the finish, especially the finish."
After the creative process and the nuts and bolts production of a record, how can you publicize it? Best way is perhaps to hire a Publicity Firm of course. Or, tell everyone to go to Colbert Nation and download the publicity poster "Have You Seen Our Cat and Do You Want to Buy Our Record?", print it, and then plaster it all over the place. Yep, that's the Colbert way.
All in all, it was a great show and a great week. The only low spot was when Jack White asked, "What's a Colbert Bump?"
What's that you say? You want to buy the record? Easy - just go to Third Man Records and buy the vinyl record or download on Itunes.
We got to see Jack White one more time on The Colbert Report. They have spent a lot of time working together on the music and also the cover art for Stephen's new hit song. And so, the natural question to ask of Jack was, "What was it like for a Jack White to work with a Stephen Colbert?" And the natural answer for that was, of course, "It was very pleasurable from start to finish ... the finish, especially the finish."
After the creative process and the nuts and bolts production of a record, how can you publicize it? Best way is perhaps to hire a Publicity Firm of course. Or, tell everyone to go to Colbert Nation and download the publicity poster "Have You Seen Our Cat and Do You Want to Buy Our Record?", print it, and then plaster it all over the place. Yep, that's the Colbert way.
All in all, it was a great show and a great week. The only low spot was when Jack White asked, "What's a Colbert Bump?"
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Talib Kweli
Last things first tonight. Talib Kweli was the musical guest tonight. From his album Gutter Rainbows, he performed "Cold Rain". He also was nice enough to give Stephen a cap which improved Stephen's already ruggedly handsome good looks.
And just a quick note about our former president, George W. Bush. He was among the people at a Texas Rangers baseball game who helped set a Guinness world record for most people wearing their sunglasses at night. Stephen called this the Greatest Contribution yet for Bush. Well done, sir, well done.
And the suspense is growing, the anticipation is getting unbearable. You probably all are aware that Stephen hasn't had a hit song since he recorded, "Charlene, I'm Right Behind You." That's about to change. Stephen has been meeting with and interviewing Jack White of Third Man Records. Well, Thursday will be the premiere of Stephen's new hit song. He will be singing with The Black Belles because Jack thought it would be a good idea to pair Stephen with some real musicians. (That seemed uncalled for, but I'll let it ride since Stephen did not make a big deal out of it.)
It's not all that surprising that he would agree to produce the hit song for Stephen. When Stephen was interviewing Jack White, Stephen grilled him about his musical heroes. Jack rattled off name after name, and if you watch the video of the interview, I think you will agree that he did say Stephen Colbert. Although Stephen is thinking this will win him at least one Grammy, Jack White would not commit to that, but I think it will be one of Stephen's biggest hits yet, so a Grammy is not out of the question.
And just a quick note about our former president, George W. Bush. He was among the people at a Texas Rangers baseball game who helped set a Guinness world record for most people wearing their sunglasses at night. Stephen called this the Greatest Contribution yet for Bush. Well done, sir, well done.
And the suspense is growing, the anticipation is getting unbearable. You probably all are aware that Stephen hasn't had a hit song since he recorded, "Charlene, I'm Right Behind You." That's about to change. Stephen has been meeting with and interviewing Jack White of Third Man Records. Well, Thursday will be the premiere of Stephen's new hit song. He will be singing with The Black Belles because Jack thought it would be a good idea to pair Stephen with some real musicians. (That seemed uncalled for, but I'll let it ride since Stephen did not make a big deal out of it.)
It's not all that surprising that he would agree to produce the hit song for Stephen. When Stephen was interviewing Jack White, Stephen grilled him about his musical heroes. Jack rattled off name after name, and if you watch the video of the interview, I think you will agree that he did say Stephen Colbert. Although Stephen is thinking this will win him at least one Grammy, Jack White would not commit to that, but I think it will be one of Stephen's biggest hits yet, so a Grammy is not out of the question.
Florence + the Machine
Yet more music for Stephen's Summer of Music with his StePhest Colbchella '011. Tonight it was Florence + the Machine. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
With the Presidential Race almost here (that's right - we only have to wait until November 2012), Stephen has found the perfect generic GOP candidate. So far, he's the only one who can win against Obama at this point. The perfect generic GOP candidate is a family man, athletic, loves flags, and only has one flaw.
Next up, Stephen interviewed Jack White of Third Man Records and will do so for two more shows this week. I'm assuming that will be on Wednesday and Thursday, but I might be wrong on that. I really wonder why someone would agree to be interviewed by Stephen. There's no way to win. There's no way to come out ahead when you go up against Stephen. I guess it's something that you do and put behind you, hoping that it will be worth the agony. Luckily for all of us, Stephen did sing during part of the interview.
For the musical portion of the show, Stephen dressed appropriately while Florence + the Machine performed. The song was "Dog Days are Over" and unfortunately, I don't think there is any bonus song at Colbert Nation. But the good news is that there are two more shows this week so that means two more musical performances to look forward to.
With the Presidential Race almost here (that's right - we only have to wait until November 2012), Stephen has found the perfect generic GOP candidate. So far, he's the only one who can win against Obama at this point. The perfect generic GOP candidate is a family man, athletic, loves flags, and only has one flaw.
Next up, Stephen interviewed Jack White of Third Man Records and will do so for two more shows this week. I'm assuming that will be on Wednesday and Thursday, but I might be wrong on that. I really wonder why someone would agree to be interviewed by Stephen. There's no way to win. There's no way to come out ahead when you go up against Stephen. I guess it's something that you do and put behind you, hoping that it will be worth the agony. Luckily for all of us, Stephen did sing during part of the interview.
For the musical portion of the show, Stephen dressed appropriately while Florence + the Machine performed. The song was "Dog Days are Over" and unfortunately, I don't think there is any bonus song at Colbert Nation. But the good news is that there are two more shows this week so that means two more musical performances to look forward to.
Monday, June 20, 2011
StePhest Colbchella
It is officially summer (well tomorrow actually) and you know what that means!
Dr. Pepper Presents
StePhest
Colbchella
'011
Rock You Like A
Thirst-icane
Yes, if you watched last night, you saw the first artist on the first night of the first time ever of
Dr. Pepper Presents
StePhest
Colbchella
'011
Rock You Like A
Thirst-icane
Tonight it was Bon Iver (Justin Vernon). First the interview, then the music. No, Stephen did not join in and sing like he often does, but you might want to keep watching, especially on Thursday night. That is, if you believe everything Stephen says. The song on the show tonight was "Calgary".
And then, something for the kids in the audience. Bonus hit on the website. That's right. You can go to Colbert Nation and listen to a bonus song! (Hint: It's "Skinny Love".)
I was just a little bit disappointed in Stephen though. It seems like with a sponsor like Dr. Pepper, he should have supplied refreshments. Yes, I wanted to hear him say, "You get a Dr. Pepper. And you get a Dr. Pepper. And you get a Dr. Pepper. Everybody gets a Dr. Pepper."
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