Help Wanted - American "America" Again

I have finally come to terms with the fact that Stephen will not be on the television machine after May of 2026. No need to discuss that here.

But it means he will need a new job. He has many skills and talents, so there should be many jobs available for him. One that he has considered in the past would be a great fit for him now.

You know what it is. President. Yes. This time he should run for president. For real. He would be the 48th President. And 48 is such a good number. People tell me all the time that 48 is the best number. It is 4 dozen, so that is great in and of itself. It is divisible by 2 and by 3 and by 4 and by 6 and by 8, as well as other larger numbers such as 12 and 24.

He would bring some wonderful ideas to the White House for making America "America" Again. Hey there you go, Perfect slogan. You can use that Stephen, for free.

He would also bring some needed class to the White House. He is charming. He is smart, may I even say, intelligent. He has many friends, genuine friends, from all over the world. Women want him and men want to be him.

I could go on and on and on and on and on and on. But the bottom line is this: Stephen is going to need a new job and he would be the perfect President.

Presidential Inauguration

The Rally is over with. Just a little bit of cleaning up to get done. I've read a little bit on the Internets about what happened at the Rally. It sounds like it was a big hit and everyone had a great time and learned about what Stephen has to offer as President.

Tomorrow is the South Carolina Primary, so if you live in South Carolina, be sure to vote for Herman Cain. Remember, a vote for Cain is a vote for Colbert.

As I reflect back on the events leading up to this Rally, I can't help but notice the date. Today is January 20. That means we are only one year from the next Presidential Inauguration. This could be a good sign for Stephen. In exactly 365 days, we could be watching Stephen Colbert being sworn in as President.

Check back next year for more details.

Michele Bachmann

Stephen had the scoop tonight. Michele Bachmann is running for president!

That's right. No one saw this coming. Although, at the New Hampshire Presidential Debate, she did stun us all when she announced that she is running for president.

Then she astonished everyone when she announced it on her website.

In Waterloo, Iowa, she confirmed that what she had already said twice was in fact true. She then went on to butter-up Iowans. "I often say that everything I need to know I learned in Iowa."

That's very flattering until Stephen points out that she left Iowa at age 12. And she has had the courage not to learn anything since.

Gaffe-a-Day
At what some are calling a "gaffe a day" she mentioned another Waterloo resident, John Wayne. The gaffe? Well it's actually John Wayne Gacy that is from Waterloo. He is a serial killer.

Stephen will have none of it when he reports that she fessed up to her mistake. And he reminds people that like John Wayne Gacy, people might think she's a clown, but she's deadly serious.