Down the Rabbit Hole

Politics was on the menu tonight on The Report. First of all Stephen talked about Mitt Romney who likes to fire people. And then Stephen continued with politics in Tip of The Hat, Wag of The Finger. He either tipped or wagged at Rick Santorum about Health Insurance.

When asked about the 50 thousand uninsured Americans dying due to a lack of health care every year, Santorum said this:

"I reject that number completely, that people die in America because of lack of health insurance. People die in America because people die in America." He continued, " ... people make poor decisions with respect to their health and their health care. And they don't go to the emergency room or they don't go to the doctor when they need to."

(Okay, I think Santorum is missing the whole connection between health insurance and the paying for the medical care. But I digress.)

Stephen apparently agreed with Santorum because he explained it in simple terms that anyone can understand.

"If you're dying of cancer, it's your own fault for not going to the doctor and if you can't go to the doctor because you don't have insurance, then it's your own fault for not having a job, and if you don't have a job because you're dying of cancer, get yourself to a doctor. What is wrong with you? Other than the cancer, obviously."

Stephen can talk circles around anyone!

Some folks have been complaining about a Halloween Party at the White House in 2009. And while it would have been easy for Stephen to cover up these complaints, he didn't. He had video of Sean Hannity saying, "The White House had an Alice In Wonderland party when the unemployment rate is at 9.9% in the country." And he showed Rush Limbaugh outraged and telling his fans, "The White House went Out --- Of --- The --- Way--- to cover this up." Thankfully Stephen never hesitates to tell it like it is. Of course, that's not the way it was.

You know, I'm thinking that maybe I remember Jon Stewart of Daily Show fame talking about that very same Halloween Party on his show way back then because he was making fun of Robert Gibbs in a Darth Vader costume. Seeing Robert Gibbs in a Darth Vader costume is memorable.

Anyway, Eric Schultz said this on January 8 of this year (2012):

If we wanted this event to be a secret, we probably wouldn't have invited the press corps to cover it, release photos of it to Flickr, or post a video from it on the White House website."

Go read more about it, and see a photo of the Obamas at the party here at the White House blog.

Next up was tonight's guest, Bill Moyers of Moyers fame. He actually served as White House Press Secretary some years back. When Stephen asked if he had ever withheld information from the Press Corp, Moyers (jokingly) admitted that he withheld information from President Johnson which was much more dangerous. They both had a good laugh about that.

Bill Moyers has a new show, Moyers & Company which naturally brought the conversation to the subject of people and corporations. Moyers had two things to say about this subject. First, "You can not have a people's democracy as long as corporations are considered people." Secondly, one of Moyers friends in Texas "will believe corporations are people when Texas executes one."

Call Off the Dogs

Just a reminder, it's reruns on The Colbert Report this week. But that's okay. Lots of times people miss part of the action the first time they watch a TV show, read a book or listen to a song.

Stephen's guest for this show was Alexandra Pelosi who has a new documentary, "Citizen U.S.A." She went on a road trip across the nation, to all 50 states, and talked to people who had just become citizens of the United States.

Here's something that I did not know. I guess I was getting a cookie while this part of the show was on the first time around. Stephen had planned to have 15 people become citizens on his show that night. It was even approved by Homeland Security. But, someone, (no names) in the White House put a stop to Stephen's big plans. Even though there was a swearing-in ceremony in Washington D.C. at a circus, apparently Stephen lacks that certain air of dignity to do so on his show.

"What does that say about you?" Alexandra Pelosi asked of a sad and dejected Stephen Colbert.

And now for the fun part. Could you get in? Could you pass the Citizenship Test? Go to
About.com - INS Citizenship Test Questions and see a list of 100 typical questions. See how well you would do.

*The title for this posting - - - That's what Stephen said to Alexandra Pelosi. Stephen wants Alexandra to get Nancy Pelosi to stop telling Democratic members of Congress that they shouldn't be interviewed by Stephen.