Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Colbert on Vacation - Day Two

Stephen needs to put some distance between him and the earthquake. He should fly over to jolly England. He has already been thoroughly trained in proper etiquette for meeting with the Queen of England, so he won't have any problems there. When he gets to England, he can just call the Queen and set up a visit if that's of interest to him. When he's done visiting with the Queen, he will find all sorts of other things to do to Enjoy England.

One thing he should be sure to look at is Stonehenge, that neat circle of stones that was built a really long time ago. Then, back to London for shopping, dining, and museums. He might want to take in a show or movie while there. Or perhaps he could spend some time visiting with Sherlock Holmes, or at least checking out the Sherlock Holmes Museum.

Well, lots to do in jolly old England, and the good news is that Stephen already knows the language so he should have no trouble talking with the people and finding his way around with a simple map.

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