Wednesday, November 7, 2012

For Your Amusement

Stephen was depressed tonight. He was dressed in a bathrobe and baseball cap, and he ignored the audience while eating popcorn and watching TV. Nothing could change his attitude or actions except a careful reading of his contract that a guy in a suit (lawyer????) showed him.

Obama is still the winner. We are beginning to find out the reasons for his election win. Apparently, and this is true because Papa Bear said so, 50% of  the American public want stuff. Obama will give them stuff and so they voted for Obama.

Are you aware that there were irregularities in the voting? For one thing, the East Coast got to vote up to three hours earlier than some of the other (West Coast) states! Also, some voters, typically those who were likely to vote for Obama, received phone calls, even robocalls, telling them that they could vote by phone or that they could vote on the day after Election Day. Ooh man, they were punked!

If you don't have enough to worry about, here's something you need to know. Wind Turbine Syndrome. You can catch diseases, up to 155 different things, by being near wind turbines. You can even get it by hearing someone talk about it. Thanks, Stephen, you just talked about it. Now we're all going to get some sort of sickness or disease or condition. Even now I'm suffering from insomnia.

Steven's guest was Doris Kearns Goodwin. She likes presidents, all of them -- the living ones, the dead ones, the fat ones, the funny ones -- she just can't get enough of these men. Her latest book is "Lincoln - Team of Rivals." You know the drill. Go buy the book.

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