Opportunity Knocks

Opportunity Rifts or Opportunity Bumps might be a better title. There is a new ocean* forming in Ethiopia, a rift in the desert actually. Scientists have been paying attention to such things as tectonic plates, volcanic activity, magma injection and mega-dike intrusion.

All of this is, of course, important. But more important is the opportunity that is available now. We have the Pacific Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean and a few others. But what we don't have is the Colbert Ocean. Yes. You see now where this is heading, don't you?

Stephen needs to get the Colbert Nation mobilized and ready to call, write or email whatever agency or government obtains the rights to name this new ocean. The only name that should even be considered is Colbert Ocean, but there will be other suggestions. So, stay vigilant and wriststrong. Only you, all of you out there, can make this happen. Don't let Google snatch this away from you. Colbert Ocean Devotees (C.O.D) can make this happen. Colbert Ocean. Colbert Ocean. Colbert Ocean.

* Photo is not of actual ocean.