Have You Read the Constitution?

Piers Morgan was Stephen's guest on January 14, but the more important portion of the show was Stephen's ever-changing wardrobe. He started out the show with a suit made of natural fibers, transitioned into a perfectly normal Brooks Brothers suit, and by the end of the show, it seemed as if he was channeling a magician with a suit that had incredible pockets, all containing a very special book.

But back to the beginning of the show. Stephen had video. In a recent discussion between Piers Morgan and Alex Jones, the question was asked, "How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin?" Sadly, we did not get the answer. Do you know? Do you have an opinion?

Moving on, we learned that Vitamin Water is not necessarily as healthy as it might sound. Who knew?

Moving very quickly on to the guest. Yes it was Piers Morgan. He discussed guns with Stephen and here is where Stephen became somewhat of a magician. You know how magicians are always pulling rabbits out of hats and flowers out of pockets? Well, Stephen seemed to have a never-ending supply of Pocket Constitutions that he gave to Piers Morgan with the obvious intention of schooling the Englishman in the laws of our land. Let's hope Piers is up to the challenge and reads all three copies that Stephen gave him.

Do you have your copy of the Constitution? Here's how to get your own Pocket Size Constitution for FREE. Of course, you could also just be a guest on The Colbert Report and maybe Stephen would give you one of his.