Friday, January 29, 2010

Give Stephen an iPad

What is the problem? Stephen wants an iPad. He has said "Gimme." Therefore he should get one. Never mind that he can afford to buy one himself. If he wants, he should get. I'm sure that is in the Bible somewhere. Or Stephen would like it to be in the Bible. Go to the Wikipedia page on Bible and put that in.

Benefits are many.
1.) Stephen would have an iPad.
2.) He would promote it and make everyone want one.
3.) Everyone would buy one.

Another brilliant idea is to give him two iPads. Then he should send one to me.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

New Year New Studio

After a long break, The Colbert Report is back. And the good news is that the set for The Colbert Report has been updated. Finally, finally, there is a patriotic theme. Yes, yes, I know there was some red, white, and blue and an eagle or two on the old set. But the new set is much better.

Also this year you can watch The Colbert Report in HD. Amazing! Just as soon as we buy an HD TV, Stephen goes HD. Did one cause the other? Did Stephen somehow find out that we bought a new HD TV? Or did we somehow know beforehand that he would be broadcasting in HD? Curious, isn't it?