Karf Fnarglezox

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Tonight Stephen rolled out a treat for us - Yahweh or No Way. First up was Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card Counting Christians. Now I must admit that when I was young, I would do this. I would always count the cards in the deck to make sure there were 52 cards plus the jokers. Apparently, it is somewhat more sophisticated than that in Las Vegas. (Next up was the Pope, but he got No Way because Stephen didn't think the Pope needed his own personal cologne in order to impress the ladies.)

Tonight's guest as Gary Johnson. Now, I'm pretty sure there are a lot of Gary Johnson's out there, so this is the one who was governor of New Mexico and is running for president on the Libertarian ticket. The Libertarian Party Convention will be in Las Vegas from May 2 through May 6. I'm wondering if the Libertarians will meet any of the Christian Card Counters when they are in Las Vegas. Gary Johnson was at first running to get the Republican nomination for president. But due to many factors, that did not work out well, so he switched parties. It seems like that would be quite a switch for someone, but these things do happen.

One note of caution to anyone who uses computers. Do not use Karf Fnarglezox for a password. Those two words have now become very common and thus not good passwords. Use this instead:

Xozelgranf Frak.