Get the Dough Out

I have it on good authority that Ben and Jerry will be on The Colbert Report tonight. (Well, I saw Ben and Jerry on The Dylan Ratigan Show today and Dylan Ratigan said they will be on The Colbert Report tonight, so I assume it will happen.) Ben is a human being. Jerry is a human being. But Ben and Jerry's is not a human being. That is probably what Ben and Jerry will be talking about with Stephen. And also, get the DOUGH out.org will most likely be mentioned. And ice cream. They'll hopefully talk about ice cream, too.

Everybody is glad that Stephen is back from vacation. Jon Stewart will be back on his show, The Daily Show, which is the warm-up act for The Colbert Report. We can all now breathe a sigh of relief and enjoy the night again. I know it has been stressful for people when they can't watch Colbert and Stewart.

*** Just a few days left to vote in the very important "Name the New State on the Moon" poll. Even if you don't plan on living on the Moon, go ahead and cast your vote for your choice. You will have to write that state name of envelopes when you send birthday cards to your friends up there, so while you may not have a huge stake in what happens up there, it still is important what the name of the state will be. I'm sure that Stephen COLBERT would want you to vote. Stephen COLBERT would want you to look over the complete list and choose a name, whether it be the first name on the list, or something that reflects the fact that it will be the newest state, or whatever you as a viewer of The COLBERT Report think would be the best name.