Monday, December 31, 2012

Stephen's New Year's Resolutions

I have no idea what Stephen will do for the New Year. But I do have some ideas for New Year's Resolutions.

1. Move to Massachusetts. It's a wonderful place to live.

2. Have Governor Deval Patrick on The Colbert Report.

3. Start acting Senatorial. I have heard that there may be an open Senate Seat in Massachusetts. I also have heard that Governor Deval Patrick gets to appoint a Senator if for some reason a current Senator leaves because maybe he is going to be the Secretary of State. And since you didn't get that one in South Carolina, here's your chance.

Good luck, Stephen.

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