Vote For Me, You Parasites!

Speaking of Stephen being on The Daily Show - he was! He was there to help Jon Stewart with debate preparation and would you believe, Stephen plugged his new book, "American Again, Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."

Over at the The Colbert Report, we got to see all the media people talking about the debates, the real debates, between President Obama and Mitt Romney. It's debatable whether the debates matter or not. Stephen even featured some video of Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly talking about today's distractions including the Blueberry. Stephen demonstrated making a phone call on his Blueberry and then of course his other device, a banana, had an incoming call also. It was classic Bert and Ernie.

George Will has this idea that America likes Obama, not because he is so great, but because they are afraid to fire him, because he is, well, African American. It's pretty much a given if you don't fire someone, they are black. Why does George Will keep writing this stuff? Why won't the Washington Post fire him? What are they, ooohhhhhh. George Will. Unfireable? Stephen has figured out something about George Will that no one else has seemed to pick up on. Incredible.

 Low T is a problem. There are solutions, but they come with problems such as blood clots, liver damage, and prostate cancer.  Prescott Pharmaceuticals has just the fix: Vasca-Testostragen. It balances that shot of testosterone with estrogen. Stephen showed what huge benefits a man can expect. Thanks Stephen for Cheating Death again.

Kenny Rogers was the guest last night. He is a famous country star and has written a book, "Luck or Something Like It - A Memoir." Stephen used the opportunity to again plug his own book. See first paragraph above for the name of Stephen's book. Kenny Rogers has had a great career. That's putting it mildly. He has had a phenomenal career! There were even five miniseries based on one of his most popular songs, "The Gambler." Stephen and Kenny Rogers talked at great length about all the metaphors in the song. Stephen also tried to get Kenny Rogers to reveal how you know when to hold them and when to fold them. Maybe some other time in the future that will be revealed, but tonight we did not learn that secret. Kenny Rogers has another famous song that he performed with Dolly Parton, "Islands in the Stream." And he performed "Lady" with Lionel Richie. This prompted questions from Stephen, probing questions, but the answers were always "No."