Colbert on Vacation - Day Eleven

Hawaii was most likely overcrowded with tourists, so for a complete change of scene, I am recommending that Stephen go to Area 51 in Nevada for his vacation stop today. Granted there won't be quite as much scenery, shopping or restaurants, but perhaps Stephen could do a bit of investigative reporting while there.

The first thing I would recommend is that he get familiar with the area of Area 51 by looking at Google Maps for "Area 51." View the Satellite map and use good old Mr. Pegman to get an idea of the scenery. Most interesting is the lovely waterfalls at the center of the "X" on Groom Dry Lake. Just amazing that there could be such lush greenery and crystal clear blue water out there in the desert. But it must be true because there are other photos of ferns and moss and more waterfalls. And, if it's on the internet, it must be true.

While some of the area is hilly and rocky, there are plenty of straight roads that would be great for bike rides. There's also plenty of places for horseback riding, rock collecting, and in the wee hours of the morning, star gazing. And, as for souvenirs, I have seen a shirt online that I assume would be available in one of the Gift Shops there. It says, "What happens in Area 51, Stays in Area 51."

I couldn't find many hotels or Bed and Breakfasts close to Area 51, so I'm thinking camping would be a fun and economical alternative for lodging. To go along with the camping, I also suggest that Stephen bring something that he can hunt small mammals with and do the old hunting and cooking over an open fire trick. Nothing like sleeping out in a tent under the stars and hunting your own food to work up an appetite.