Colbert Questionert

 If you are paying attention to what is happening in the world, you know that everyone is taking the Colbert Questionert. And by everyone I mean Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep and George Clooney. But I just know in my heart of hearts that soon everyone will have taken the questionert. Just in case you did not see the interviews and just in case you get a chance to be on the A Late Show, here are the questions and answers. (My answers. Your answers might be different than these.)

1. Best sandwich - Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise on Toasted Banana Bread with Radishes and Dill Pickles

2. What's one thing that you own that you should really throw out? - My recipe for Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise on Toasted Banana Bread with Radishes and Dill Pickles

3. Scariest animal - That would be any mother defending her babies

4. Apples or Oranges? - Apples, preferably Haralsons

5. Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? - Yes.

6. What do you think happens when we die? If we are good enough, we go to dog heaven.

7. Favorite Action Movie - My Dinner with Andre.

8. Favorite smell - Salt

9. Exercise - worth it? Yes. (Everyone has to say yes. Otherwise you come off sounding like some sort of lazy couch potato.)

10. Flat or Sparkling? Sparkling is the correct answer.

11. Most used app on your phone - the one where you can call someone and talk to them.

12. You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Rainbow Connection.

13. What number am I thinking of? 3.14159

14. Describe the rest of you life in 5 words. Dancing like nobody is watching.