Are You Mocking Me?

If you are a person who likes learning how to do stuff, that probably explains why you are most likely also a fan of Stephen Colbert's The Colbert Report. On Tuesday we learned a fact - Mitt Romney's horse made it into the Olympics. Yep, Rafalca is going to the Olypmics in Dressage. That means a future that includes either her portrait on a box of cereal or a trip to the glue factory. Dressage is THE sport of the summer and Stephen taught his audience how to perform. Thank you Stephen.

Olivia Wilde was his guest tonight. Both Olivia Wilde and Stephen Colbert are on the Maxim Hot 100 List. It doesn't really matter who is number 5 and who is number 69. All that matters is that both of them are Hot.

We all learned everything we need to know to be a successful actor. There was a contest. It was amazing. Stephen was the winner. No surprise there. Of course, she does have a move coming out, so be sure to go see People Like Us. (Olivia Wilde let us know that you can say the title three different ways. PEOPLE Like Us, People LIKE Us, or People Like US.) Not only is she an actress, but she is also a Liberal. Yes she will campaign for Barack Obama again. Stephen claims it would be better to have a president who engages in horse dancing.  She also has a pin that she wears, Dogs Against Romney. That would refer to the time that Mitt Romney's dog had to ride in the kennel on top of the car. She doesn't share Stephen's opinion that doing so was a treat for the dog.

It was a great interview. I hope you got to watch it. If not, you can still view it over at Colbert Nation.