Anything With An Engine

While some may think that Stephen is only interested in the nitty gritty news and politics, there is a more refined and sophisticated side of Stephen. He told us about his honoring of Yo Yo Ma at the Kennedy Center. You may remember Yo Yo Ma from his recent visit to The Colbert Report. Also, Stephen gave us a preview from the book he is writing, "1001 Cello Puns."

"There's always room for Cell-O."

New Segment: Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - 2012 End of Times

Switching to something completely different, Stephen took us to the Denver International Airport. While some would say, "Welcome to the Denver International Airport," others, such as conspiracy expert Jesse Ventura, wonder about strange, yes, strange things at the airport. You go in to the airport, but you never come out. There is strange art. There is mysterious architecture. And there are signs. But are there UFOs? Is it the New World Order Elite Safe-haven?

Perhaps William Tapley has discovered the answer. He has earned 2 (self-bestowed) titles, Third Eagle of the Apoclypse and Co Prophet of the End Times. What can we learn from his knowledge and experience? Well, he sees phallic symbols everywhere at the airport. And so, logically, he has written many songs about the airport and the end times. We got to hear some of them and the audience even joined in when there was a sing-along.

Sad news to report. Herman Cain has suspended his campaign for President. Said Stephen about this, "That is a shame. He touched so many people."

Tonight's guest was Jimmie Johnson of NASCAR fame. In addition to talking about racing, he also promoted his game, "Anything With An Engine." In a way I was disappointed because there was no video of any of the races. There was no car on the set to look at. Being in a studio left little room for any demonstration of his sport. And yet, beyond all hopes, there was a race! Yes, yes, yes! The race was on. I will not spoil it by saying who won or who lost, but if you want to know, go over to Colbert Nation tomorrow and watch the show online.