Monday, September 12, 2011

Miracle Whip Endorses Mayonnaise

Former Presidential Hopeful and Friend of the Show Tim Pawlenty is now endorsing Mitt Romney.

"There's one candidate in this race who's unmatched in his skills and experience and talent when it comes to turning around this economy and growing jobs and that's Mitt Romney and I'm proud and I'm excited to endorse him for president of the United States," said Pawlenty.

"This is huge for Romney," Colbert tells us because they (Romney and Pawlenty) used to be bitter rivals.

And it means a new gig for Pawlenty, as he has become the national co-chair for Romney's campaign. (Balloons should fall from the ceiling now, but I don't have any balloons, so use your imagination!)

Oh, yeah, someone's running for Vice President!

But the big story tonight is that it is Too Hot to Fish. That's right, in Athens, Georgia it is too hot to fish. Pulitzer contender Wayne Ford did the research, checked the sources and scooped everyone else to find out that it is too hot to fish. We can all sleep a lot better tonight knowing this.

Diane Sawyer was the guest tonight. She has a special on abc News on Tuesday, September 13, "Jacqueline Kennedy in her own words." It should be quite interesting. Jacqueline Kennedy is "historically accurate" when talking about various well known people of the day. That's another way of saying she said exactly what she thought of the people.

It reminds me of Pawlenty back in the day when he was criticizing Romney. So, how's that working out for him? Oh, yeah. Quite well actually.

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