Helen Reddy died yesterday. I think Stephen would have had her on his show if he had just thought about it a bit. I imagine there are so many guests and not enough time.
Then let's all sing "I Am Woman" together.
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Helen Reddy died yesterday. I think Stephen would have had her on his show if he had just thought about it a bit. I imagine there are so many guests and not enough time.
Then let's all sing "I Am Woman" together.
Yeah, you better know a ballot, man.
Okay okay, that doesn't sound so nice. I just wanted to get your attention. Stephen has single handedly solved the whole election kerfluffle. You need only go to his, well would it be a sister website??? Maybe just an additional website or alternative website. Whatever.
Go look at Better Know A Ballot . com to find out what you need to know, in whichever state you live in, to vote on November 3, or even to vote before that. Stephen has 3 columns with 17 states in each column to give you all 50 states. Uh oh. Math tells me that 3x17=51. Oh, I see, he also has Washington, D. C. listed with the states. Does he know something I don't know? Are we finally going to let D.C. join us after all these years? Well it sure would be the right thing to do.But hey, they need to know all the details also.
But I digress.
VOTE !
You can find out at Stephen's neat website. Just poke around a bit. Do not wait until mid October to start thinking about this. And for gosh darn sakes, make a plan for voting. Know if you are registered. Find out how to register. Learn where you vote. Find the dates to vote early.
Then, learn about your candidates for your community. The local and state races are very important, so vote for those people also.
Remember - Better Know A Ballot
And listen man. You only get to vote once. Some yokel is standing on the street corner downtown telling people to vote twice. Good way to get free room and board - in jail!
I always forget to mention it, but finally I am remembering. Stephen's hair is getting so long and it looks great. He has a wonderful head of hair. I vote for him not cutting it for at least another year. I think it would make him look younger, even if a bit of gray does show up.
I should tell him that the next time I see him. I just hope I see him before he decides to get it cut. And now I am wondering if he will get it cut just because I posted about his hair.
You know there are people, very powerful people, who would love to have such glorious hair. You know what else? Someone should write a musical about hair. Stephen could be in it. He sings. He dances. A real talent.